What it’s like to work with a KonMari consultant

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Working with a KonMari consultant is a LOT like working with a personal trainer.

You hire a personal trainer because you want to get fit and strong, so that you can feel your best and live your best life.

You hire a KonMari consultant because you want your home to be peaceful and beautiful, so that you can feel your best and live your best life.

It’s hard work, but there is exciting and measurable progress along the way, and you feel better and lighter even after the first session.

In short, I provide the expertise, the accountability and the momentum. You show up and commit to doing the work.

Here’s how it all plays out.

Step One: We chat on the phone

Before deciding to work together, we chat on the phone for 15-30 minutes and I pepper you with questions.

What’s your life like now? What do you want it to be like? What’s causing you pain? What would you focus on in your life if your house was tidy? How much do you want to do this? What’s been stopping you? How does the family feel about this?

This conversation helps us figure out if we are a good fit and if you’re ready to dive in.

Step Two: We choose a package

One of the hardest parts of the job is figuring out how long it will take. This totally depends on a few things: your speed in making decisions, how much stuff you have and how much “homework” you can take on between sessions. The typical American home can take between 50 and 200 hours to complete! Knowing this, clients choose from the following packages:

  • 15 hours (Three 5-hour sessions) - You live in a small 1BR or 2BR apartment.
  • 30 hours (Six 5-hour sessions) - You live in a medium to large home and you want me there to help you start each of the 5 categories, and you’re going to do LOTS of homework in between.
  • 50 hours (Ten 5-hour sessions) - You want to go deep into the work and you might have less time for homework in between .

If clients wrap-up the project sooner than anticipated (which almost never happens!), they have a full year to use remaining sessions. (You can see more detail about the packages here.)

Step Three: I show up on the first day.

You’re feeling nervous and excited. You’ve kicked your family out of the house. You’ve put the phone on silent. You’re wishing you had cleaned up a little, but I’m glad you didn’t! (It helps to see things in their natural state.)

You give me a tour of the house for about 20 minutes, we take some “before” pictures, and then we dive right into the first KonMari category: Clothing.

We are going to pile EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING THAT YOU OWN onto the bed, and one by one, you are going to choose those items that “spark joy” and gratefully say goodbye to those that don’t. You say: Right now? I say, Yes, right now.

After five hours of hard work and a few protein bars, you are exhausted but proud.

I whisk away your donated items (or help you to schedule a pick-up) and then I send you a link to your own personalized online KonMari journal, where you’ll be able to see all of your progress, and most importantly, the homework you’ll need to complete before the next session.

You take “after” photos and text them to your friends to brag. #myclosetsparksjoy

Step Four: We continue through all of the categories

On Day One, we picked a KonMari “graduation day”, so over the next few weeks or months, we will continue to work towards that date by tackling the next four KonMari categories: Books, Papers, Komono and Sentimental.

You may choose to do entire categories on your own as homework, or you might do bits of pieces of each category.

Along the way, you might discover that you need some repairs or some help around the house. I’ve got you covered. I can recommend everything from my favorite house-cleaning service to painters to handymen.

Step Five: Enjoy your home that sparks joy.

You’ve worked hard and now you are reaping the rewards. Your house is bright, open and spacious. It is filled with only things that spark joy. When people come over, you insist that they look at your closet.

And over the next few months and years, you fine tune. You edit more.

In your new space, you discover new possibilities. You are living a more “spark joy” life.

Ahhhhhhh. Sounds nice, right?